Here is something I wrote to celebrate my undying love for a certain someone.
Enjoy, everyone!
Homme Grenouille
He can bore with Eff Sharp;
He can snooze with Oh Camel.
He measures code size---
---at the character level!
His motives are murky, his mind slightly ill.
He acts like a child,
But to me he is Homme Grenouille.
You can lead him to Lisp,
And he sees just parentheses.
But syntax he /likes/ looks like
Venereal disease!
Dynamically type or match, he never will.
He needs it all static
And to me he's just Homme Grenouille.
Oh ...
He's so proud of himself
Every scientist's shelf
Has a few of his books
Oh ...
He finds a high-paying job
For every functional snob,
His consultancy hooks.
He's hung up on Lisp
He's got something to prove.
He does as he pleases
He flouts Usenet rules.
And he won't be convinced,
He has a Pee Heitch Dee!
The most he will do
Is irk a group or two.
But to me he's just Home Grenouiiii.
Oh ...
But what he can infer,
From just one Google search
Based on number of hits!
Oh ...
And he never gives up,
He doesn't know when to quit,
He's the consummate twit!
:)
On Nov 13, 4:58 pm, Kaz Kylheku <········@gmail.com> wrote:
> Here is something I wrote to celebrate my undying love for a certain someone.
>
> Enjoy, everyone!
>
> Homme Grenouille
>
> He can bore with Eff Sharp;
> He can snooze with Oh Camel.
> He measures code size---
> ---at the character level!
> His motives are murky, his mind slightly ill.
> He acts like a child,
> But to me he is Homme Grenouille.
>
> You can lead him to Lisp,
> And he sees just parentheses.
> But syntax he /likes/ looks like
> Venereal disease!
> Dynamically type or match, he never will.
> He needs it all static
> And to me he's just Homme Grenouille.
>
> Oh ...
> He's so proud of himself
> Every scientist's shelf
> Has a few of his books
>
> Oh ...
> He finds a high-paying job
> For every functional snob,
> His consultancy hooks.
>
> He's hung up on Lisp
> He's got something to prove.
> He does as he pleases
> He flouts Usenet rules.
> And he won't be convinced,
> He has a Pee Heitch Dee!
> The most he will do
> Is irk a group or two.
> But to me he's just Home Grenouiiii.
>
> Oh ...
> But what he can infer,
> From just one Google search
> Based on number of hits!
>
> Oh ...
> And he never gives up,
> He doesn't know when to quit,
> He's the consummate twit!
>
> :)
Good job dude
From: Raffael Cavallaro
Subject: Re: Homme Grenouille song
Date:
Message-ID: <gflnpp$seg$1@aioe.org>
On 2008-11-13 16:58:39 -0500, Kaz Kylheku <········@gmail.com> said:
> Here is something I wrote to celebrate my undying love for a certain someone.
>
> Enjoy, everyone!
>
>
>
> Homme Grenouille
I hear Billy Joel is adding it to his opening concert set ;^)