For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
http://xkcd.com/297/
--
* Harald Hanche-Olsen <URL:http://www.math.ntnu.no/~hanche/>
- It is undesirable to believe a proposition
when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
-- Bertrand Russell
On Aug 1, 9:05 am, Harald Hanche-Olsen <······@math.ntnu.no> wrote:
> For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
>
> http://xkcd.com/297/
>
> --
> * Harald Hanche-Olsen <URL:http://www.math.ntnu.no/~hanche/>
> - It is undesirable to believe a proposition
> when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
> -- Bertrand Russell
Nice thanks
From: Edward Dodge
Subject: Re: Elegant weapons for a more ... civilized age.
Date:
Message-ID: <m2myxb8y4w.fsf@gmail.com>
Harald Hanche-Olsen <······@math.ntnu.no> writes:
> For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
>
> http://xkcd.com/297/
>
> --
> * Harald Hanche-Olsen <URL:http://www.math.ntnu.no/~hanche/>
> - It is undesirable to believe a proposition
> when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
> -- Bertrand Russell
Ha ha! Awesome!
Thanks.
--
Edward Dodge
On Aug 1, 12:05 am, Harald Hanche-Olsen <······@math.ntnu.no> wrote:
> For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
>
> http://xkcd.com/297/
>
> --
> * Harald Hanche-Olsen <URL:http://www.math.ntnu.no/~hanche/>
> - It is undesirable to believe a proposition
> when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
> -- Bertrand Russell
http://xkcd.com/224/
ouch
Harald Hanche-Olsen wrote:
> For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
>
> http://xkcd.com/297/
I'm not an artist, but after reading some postings in some longish threads
in this newsgroup, this was on my mind and a good reason to clean my
graphics tablet:
http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
--
Frank Buss, ··@frank-buss.de
http://www.frank-buss.de, http://www.it4-systems.de
From: Dimiter "malkia" Stanev
Subject: Re: Elegant weapons for a more ... civilized age.
Date:
Message-ID: <46B4F455.1040106@gmail.com>
Frank Buss wrote:
> Harald Hanche-Olsen wrote:
>
>> For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
>>
>> http://xkcd.com/297/
>
> I'm not an artist, but after reading some postings in some longish threads
> in this newsgroup, this was on my mind and a good reason to clean my
> graphics tablet:
>
> http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>
And what happens when the alien prince kisses it... The flying spaghetti
monster!
Ah, the conspiracy!
Dimiter "malkia" Stanev wrote:
>> http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>>
>
> And what happens when the alien prince kisses it... The flying spaghetti
> monster!
Another funny idea for a comic: if the alien princess kisses the frog, the
frog will be transformed to an alien prince and they lived happily ever
after :-) Any takers?
For non-insiders: http://www.lisperati.com/logo.html
--
Frank Buss, ··@frank-buss.de
http://www.frank-buss.de, http://www.it4-systems.de
Frank Buss <··@frank-buss.de> writes:
> Dimiter "malkia" Stanev wrote:
>
>>> http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>>>
>>
>> And what happens when the alien prince kisses it... The flying spaghetti
>> monster!
>
> Another funny idea for a comic: if the alien princess kisses the frog, the
> frog will be transformed to an alien prince and they lived happily ever
> after :-) Any takers?
>
> For non-insiders: http://www.lisperati.com/logo.html
Concerning frogs, I find this fable relevant:
Aesop: The Frog and the Ox
"Oh Father," said a little Frog to the big one sitting by the side of
a pool, "I have seen such a terrible monster! It was as big as a
mountain, with horns on its head, and a long tail, and it had hoofs
divided in two."
"Tush, child, tush," said the old Frog, "that was only Farmer White's
Ox. It isn't so big either; he may be a little bit taller than I, but
I could easily make myself quite as broad; just you see." So he blew
himself out, and blew himself out, and blew himself out. "Was he as
big as that?" asked he.
"Oh, much bigger than that," said the young Frog.
Again the old one blew himself out, and asked the young one if the Ox
was as big as that.
"Bigger, father, bigger," was the reply.
So the Frog took a deep breath, and blew and blew and blew, and
swelled and swelled and swelled. And then he said: "I'm sure the Ox is
not as big as ..." But at this moment he burst.
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
On Aug 5, 6:14 pm, Tamas Papp <······@gmail.com> wrote:
> Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> writes:
> > Dimiter "malkia" Stanev wrote:
>
> >>>http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>
> >> And what happens when the alien prince kisses it... The flying spaghetti
> >> monster!
>
> > Another funny idea for a comic: if the alien princess kisses the frog, the
> > frog will be transformed to an alien prince and they lived happily ever
> > after :-) Any takers?
>
> > For non-insiders:http://www.lisperati.com/logo.html
>
> Concerning frogs, I find this fable relevant:
>
> Aesop: The Frog and the Ox
>
> "Oh Father," said a little Frog to the big one sitting by the side of
> a pool, "I have seen such a terrible monster! It was as big as a
> mountain, with horns on its head, and a long tail, and it had hoofs
> divided in two."
>
> "Tush, child, tush," said the old Frog, "that was only Farmer White's
> Ox. It isn't so big either; he may be a little bit taller than I, but
> I could easily make myself quite as broad; just you see." So he blew
> himself out, and blew himself out, and blew himself out. "Was he as
> big as that?" asked he.
>
> "Oh, much bigger than that," said the young Frog.
>
> Again the old one blew himself out, and asked the young one if the Ox
> was as big as that.
>
> "Bigger, father, bigger," was the reply.
>
> So the Frog took a deep breath, and blew and blew and blew, and
> swelled and swelled and swelled. And then he said: "I'm sure the Ox is
> not as big as ..." But at this moment he burst.
>
> Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
LOL
On Aug 5, 9:02 am, Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
> Dimiter "malkia" Stanev wrote:
> >>http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>
> > And what happens when the alien prince kisses it... The flying spaghetti
> > monster!
>
> Another funny idea for a comic: if the alien princess kisses the frog, the
> frog will be transformed to
a big ugly toad and the princess squash it . The she lives happily
ever
> after :-)
On Aug 4, 11:49 pm, "Dimiter \"malkia\" Stanev" <······@gmail.com>
wrote:
> Frank Buss wrote:
> > Harald Hanche-Olsen wrote:
>
> >> For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
>
> >> http://xkcd.com/297/
>
> > I'm not an artist, but after reading some postings in some longish threads
> > in this newsgroup, this was on my mind and a good reason to clean my
> > graphics tablet:
>
> >http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>
> And what happens when the alien prince kisses it...
It'll become a toad.
Frank Buss <··@frank-buss.de> writes:
> Harald Hanche-Olsen wrote:
>
>> For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
>>
>> http://xkcd.com/297/
>
> I'm not an artist, but after reading some postings in some longish threads
> in this newsgroup, this was on my mind and a good reason to clean my
> graphics tablet:
>
> http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
Very good! :-)
--
__Pascal Bourguignon__ http://www.informatimago.com/
ATTENTION: Despite any other listing of product contents found
herein, the consumer is advised that, in actuality, this product
consists of 99.9999999999% empty space.
On Aug 3, 11:13 pm, Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
> Harald Hanche-Olsen wrote:
> > For those unlucky few who haven't yet discovered the xkcd cartoon:
>
> > http://xkcd.com/297/
>
> I'm not an artist, but after reading some postings in some longish threads
> in this newsgroup, this was on my mind and a good reason to clean my
> graphics tablet:
>
> http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>
> --
> Frank Buss, ····@frank-buss.dehttp://www.frank-buss.de,http://www.it4-systems.de
Great, if you continue you'll shadow D�rer very soon, so better do
some lisping.
From: Matthias Buelow
Subject: Re: Elegant weapons for a more ... civilized age.
Date:
Message-ID: <5hphp0F3lqqp6U1@mid.dfncis.de>
Frank Buss <··@frank-buss.de> wrote:
> http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
In article <···············@mid.dfncis.de>,
Matthias Buelow <···@incubus.de> wrote:
> Frank Buss <··@frank-buss.de> wrote:
>
> > http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>
> You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
Btw., I always read 'frying frog ...'. I wonder why that is...
--
http://lispm.dyndns.org
On Aug 7, 12:14 am, Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
> In article <···············@mid.dfncis.de>,
> Matthias Buelow <····@incubus.de> wrote:
>
> > Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
>
> > >http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>
> > You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
>
> Btw., I always read 'frying frog ...'. I wonder why that is...
>
> --http://lispm.dyndns.org
Ok, no more frogs / toads jokes , I mean it. Have you seen google
groups sponsored links (Kermit The Frog, Frogman - Tim Cotterill..) &
related pages (Froggy Tales, www.frogsonice.com.. )? It looks like
that this newsgroup is turning into a swamp.
In article <························@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com>,
Slobodan Blazeski <·················@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 7, 12:14 am, Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
> > In article <···············@mid.dfncis.de>,
> > Matthias Buelow <····@incubus.de> wrote:
> >
> > > Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
> >
> > > >http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
> >
> > > You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
> >
> > Btw., I always read 'frying frog ...'. I wonder why that is...
> >
> > --http://lispm.dyndns.org
>
> Ok, no more frogs / toads jokes , I mean it. Have you seen google
> groups sponsored links (Kermit The Frog, Frogman - Tim Cotterill..) &
> related pages (Froggy Tales, www.frogsonice.com.. )? It looks like
> that this newsgroup is turning into a swamp.
That reminds me of last months when I was jogging and
there was a pond full of frogs. You could not see them.
But you could hear them! It was extremely loud...
--
http://lispm.dyndns.org
On 2007-08-07, Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
> In article <························@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com>,
> Slobodan Blazeski <·················@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Aug 7, 12:14 am, Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
>> > In article <···············@mid.dfncis.de>,
>> > Matthias Buelow <····@incubus.de> wrote:
>> >
>> > > Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
>> >
>> > > >http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>> >
>> > > You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
>> >
>> > Btw., I always read 'frying frog ...'. I wonder why that is...
>> >
>> > --http://lispm.dyndns.org
>>
>> Ok, no more frogs / toads jokes , I mean it. Have you seen google
>> groups sponsored links (Kermit The Frog, Frogman - Tim Cotterill..)
>> & related pages (Froggy Tales, www.frogsonice.com.. )? It looks
>> like that this newsgroup is turning into a swamp.
>
> That reminds me of last months when I was jogging and there was a
> pond full of frogs. You could not see them. But you could hear
> them! It was extremely loud...
A frog once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the frog with the
sharpened end of a right-angle-bracket given her by Klaus -- her
brother-in-law -- a German Lisp programmer and star of many German
movies: "The Hot Keyboard of a German Programmer", "Parentheses of
Passion", "The Huge Identifiers of Heinz Koder" ...
Mynd you, frog bites Kan be pretti nasti ...
Where's that bdfl when you need it . (b stands for brutal).
Ok I give up .
;;;
Two guys were in a car stopped at a red light. The light finally
turned green, but the driver didn't notice.
The passenger said, "Er, it's green."
After a moment, the driver responded, "A frog?"
;;;
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog
pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll
hang out with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and
puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be
your girlfriend for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog
back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your
girlfriend for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised lots of
fun with a beautiful princess for a whole year and you won't even kiss
a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for girls.... But a
talking frog is pretty neat."
;;;
A man walks in to a doctors office with a frog on his head.
The doctor leaps up and says:
"Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"
The frog looks down and replies:
"I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"
;;;
Psychic "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want
to know everything about you."
Frog "That's great! Where ? "
Psychic "Next semester in her biology class."
;;;
The Frog and the Princess
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an
evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back
into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom
and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and
forever feel happy doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing
and saying, "I don't think so."
;;;
Two frogs sat on Robinson Crusoe's back.
One said to the other,"I have to go now.
But let's meet again on Friday!"
;;;
A scientist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He
brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded,
"Jump, frog, jump!"
The frog jumped across the room.
The scientist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog
with four legs - jumped eight feet."
Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog,
jump!"
The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet.
After measuring the distance, the scientist noted in his journal,
"Frog with two legs - jumped three feet."
Next, the scientist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he
shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!"
The frog just lay there.
"Jump, frog, jump!" the scientist repeated.
Nothing.
The scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs - lost its
hearing."
;;;
Two frogs were crossing the street:
First frog: "Hey, Look out!!! CAR!" ***squash!!***
Second frog: "Which car?" ***squash!!***
;;;
One frog says to another:
-Are you indisposed?
And the other answers:
-No!!! Why are you always asking me that?
The first frog says:
-You always look so green!!...
;;;
TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A FROG
10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a
prince.
9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
8. You're above toads on the food chain.
7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.
4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.
3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
1. It sure beats being a newt.
;;;
Top ten signs you might be a frog.
You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup
You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore
constantly
French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you
Bug lamps appear to you as a curse
On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address
Kermit is your idol
You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit
Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times
You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium
France is the evil empire to you
;;;
FELIX THE FLYING FROG: A PARABLE ABOUT SCHEDULES, CYCLE TIMES, AND
SHAPING NEW BEHAVIORS.
Once upon a time, there lived a man named Clarence who had a pet frog
named Felix. Clarence lived a modestly comfortable existence on what
he earned working at the Wal-Mart, but he always dreamed of being
rich.
"Felix!" he exclaimed one day, "We're going to be rich! I'm going to
teach you how to fly!"
Felix, of course, was terrified at the prospect: "I can't fly, you
idiot......
I'm a frog, not a canary!"
Clarence, disappointed at the initial reaction, told Felix: "That
negative attitude of yours could be a real problem. I'm sending you to
class."
So Felix went to a three day class and learned about problem solving,
time management, and effective communication.... but nothing about
flying.
On the first day of "flying lessons", Clarence could barely control
his excitement (and Felix could barely control his bladder). Clarence
explained that their apartment had 15 floors, and each day Felix would
jump out of a window starting with the first floor eventually getting
to the top floor.
After each jump, Felix would analyze how well he flew, isolate on the
most effective flying techniques, and implement the improved process
for the next flight. By the time they reached the top floor, Felix
would surely be able to fly.
Felix pleaded for his life, but it fell on deaf ears. "He just doesn't
understand how important this is..." thought Clarence, "but I won't
let nay-sayers get in my way."
So, with that, Clarence opened the window and threw Felix out (who
landed with a thud).
Next day (poised for his second flying lesson) Felix again begged not
to be thrown out of the window. With that, Clarence opened his pocket
guide to Managing More Effectively and showed Felix the part about how
one must always expect resistance when implementing new programs.
And with that, he threw Felix out the window.(THUD)
On the third day (at the third floor) Felix tried a different ploy:
stalling, he asked for a delay in the "project" until better weather
would make flying conditions more favorable.
But Clarence was ready for him: he produced a timeline and pointed to
the third milestone and asked, "You don't want to slip the schedule do
you?"
>From his training, Felix knew that not jumping today would mean that
he would have to jump TWICE tomorrow.... so he just said: "OK. Let's
go." And out the window he went.
Now this is not to say that Felix wasn't trying his best. On the fifth
day he flapped his feet madly in a vain attempt to fly. On the sixth
day he tied a small red cape around his neck and tried to think
"Superman" thoughts.
But try as he might, he couldn't fly.
By the seventh day, Felix (accepting his fate) no longer begged for
mercy.... he simply looked at Clarence and said: "You know you're
killing me, don't you?"
Clarence pointed out that Felix's performance so far had been less
than exemplary, failing to meet any of the milestone goals he had set
for him.
With that, Felix said quietly: "Shut up and open the window," and he
leaped out, taking careful aim on the large jagged rock by the corner
of the building.
And Felix went to that great lily pad in the sky.
Clarence was extremely upset, as his project had failed to meet a
single goal that he set out to accomplish. Felix had not only failed
to fly, he didn't even learn how to steer his flight as he fell like a
sack of cement.... nor did he improve his productivity when Clarence
had told him to "Fall smarter, not harder."
The only thing left for Clarence to do was to analyze the process and
try to determine where it had gone wrong.
After much thought, Clarence smiled and said:
"Next time...... I'm getting a smarter frog!"
;;;
Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.
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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them!
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What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing!
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What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.
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How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.
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Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
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What's green and jumps?
A frog!! (groan!)
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What's green and red?
A very mad frog.
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What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
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What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
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What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
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What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?
A frog sandwich!
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What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
Hop in!
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What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
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What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
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What is the first book a tadpole reads?
Metamorphosis by Kafka.
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How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
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What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and
crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
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What's green green green green green?
a frog rolling down a hill
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What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
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Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
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I was walking down the alley one day and I saw a frog kicking a can.
I asked him what he was doing.
He said, "I'm moving!"
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Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Why did the frog cross the street?
because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
to see what the chicken was doing.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
To get hit by a steamroller
Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
He ran after a fly and was hit by a car.
Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!
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How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.
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How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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How do you apologize to a witch?
Ribbit!
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What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
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What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?
Toadly awesome!
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What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
What do you call a frog with legs?
Dinner.
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What did one frog say to another?
You're such a WART!
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Why did the frog croak?
Because he ate a poisonous fly!
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What is a frog's favorite game?
Croaket
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What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
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What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?
A croaking device!
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What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
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Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
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How come the frog didn't get to be the Easter Bunny?
Slippery hands...they were afraid he'd drop the eggs!
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Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !
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What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!
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What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you get if you add milk?
Frog nog!
What happens if you drink frog nog?
You Croak!
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What do ya call a frog's favorite soda?
Croaka-Cola!
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Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
To pick the flies out from between his teeth!
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"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"No!... I always walk this way!"
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"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"Yes Sir!"
"Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly
sandwich!"
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How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
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What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
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What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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What has more lives that a cat?
A frog that goes croak every night.
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Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
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Why are frogs such liars?
Because they are amFIBians.
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How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?
They don't move when a car is coming toward them.
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What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke?
It started to croak up!
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Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes
;;;
Are you satisfied ?
Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> writes:
> In article <························@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com>,
> Slobodan Blazeski <·················@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Aug 7, 12:14 am, Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
>> > In article <···············@mid.dfncis.de>,
>> > Matthias Buelow <····@incubus.de> wrote:
>> >
>> > > Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
>> >
>> > > >http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>> >
>> > > You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
>> >
>> > Btw., I always read 'frying frog ...'. I wonder why that is...
>> >
>> > --http://lispm.dyndns.org
>>
>> Ok, no more frogs / toads jokes , I mean it. Have you seen google
>> groups sponsored links (Kermit The Frog, Frogman - Tim Cotterill..) &
>> related pages (Froggy Tales, www.frogsonice.com.. )? It looks like
>> that this newsgroup is turning into a swamp.
>
> That reminds me of last months when I was jogging and
> there was a pond full of frogs. You could not see them.
> But you could hear them! It was extremely loud...
How did you know it wasn't ducks? (I'm kidding, of course; as an
English speaker learning German some years ago, I found it funny that
frogs and ducks both say "Quack" in German--they're speaking the same
language!)
In article <············@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
·······@ncsu.edu (Rob St. Amant) wrote:
> Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> writes:
>
> > In article <························@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com>,
> > Slobodan Blazeski <·················@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Aug 7, 12:14 am, Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
> >> > In article <···············@mid.dfncis.de>,
> >> > Matthias Buelow <····@incubus.de> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > >http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
> >> >
> >> > > You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
> >> >
> >> > Btw., I always read 'frying frog ...'. I wonder why that is...
> >> >
> >> > --http://lispm.dyndns.org
> >>
> >> Ok, no more frogs / toads jokes , I mean it. Have you seen google
> >> groups sponsored links (Kermit The Frog, Frogman - Tim Cotterill..) &
> >> related pages (Froggy Tales, www.frogsonice.com.. )? It looks like
> >> that this newsgroup is turning into a swamp.
> >
> > That reminds me of last months when I was jogging and
> > there was a pond full of frogs. You could not see them.
> > But you could hear them! It was extremely loud...
>
> How did you know it wasn't ducks? (I'm kidding, of course; as an
> English speaker learning German some years ago, I found it funny that
> frogs and ducks both say "Quack" in German--they're speaking the same
> language!)
Btw., did I mention that I have a frog in the garden?
The frog lives in the small the strawberry field.
--
http://lispm.dyndns.org
Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> writes:
> In article <············@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> ·······@ncsu.edu (Rob St. Amant) wrote:
>
>> Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> writes:
>>
>> > In article <························@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com>,
>> > Slobodan Blazeski <·················@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Aug 7, 12:14 am, Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
>> >> > In article <···············@mid.dfncis.de>,
>> >> > Matthias Buelow <····@incubus.de> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > > Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > > >http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
>> >> >
>> >> > > You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
>> >> >
>> >> > Btw., I always read 'frying frog ...'. I wonder why that is...
>> >> >
>> >> > --http://lispm.dyndns.org
>> >>
>> >> Ok, no more frogs / toads jokes , I mean it. Have you seen google
>> >> groups sponsored links (Kermit The Frog, Frogman - Tim Cotterill..) &
>> >> related pages (Froggy Tales, www.frogsonice.com.. )? It looks like
>> >> that this newsgroup is turning into a swamp.
>> >
>> > That reminds me of last months when I was jogging and
>> > there was a pond full of frogs. You could not see them.
>> > But you could hear them! It was extremely loud...
>>
>> How did you know it wasn't ducks? (I'm kidding, of course; as an
>> English speaker learning German some years ago, I found it funny that
>> frogs and ducks both say "Quack" in German--they're speaking the same
>> language!)
>
> Btw., did I mention that I have a frog in the garden?
> The frog lives in the small the strawberry field.
We have frogs at our place as well:
<http://uglyoverload.blogspot.com/2007/07/no-more-appropriate-place.html>
In article <····························@news-europe.giganews.com>,
Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
> In article <············@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> ·······@ncsu.edu (Rob St. Amant) wrote:
>
> > Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> writes:
> >
> > > In article <························@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com>,
> > > Slobodan Blazeski <·················@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >> On Aug 7, 12:14 am, Rainer Joswig <······@lisp.de> wrote:
> > >> > In article <···············@mid.dfncis.de>,
> > >> > Matthias Buelow <····@incubus.de> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > > Frank Buss <····@frank-buss.de> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > > >http://www.frank-buss.de/lisp/comic.png
> > >> >
> > >> > > You really ought to cut down on those dried frog pills...
> > >> >
> > >> > Btw., I always read 'frying frog ...'. I wonder why that is...
> > >> >
> > >> > --http://lispm.dyndns.org
> > >>
> > >> Ok, no more frogs / toads jokes , I mean it. Have you seen google
> > >> groups sponsored links (Kermit The Frog, Frogman - Tim Cotterill..) &
> > >> related pages (Froggy Tales, www.frogsonice.com.. )? It looks like
> > >> that this newsgroup is turning into a swamp.
> > >
> > > That reminds me of last months when I was jogging and
> > > there was a pond full of frogs. You could not see them.
> > > But you could hear them! It was extremely loud...
> >
> > How did you know it wasn't ducks? (I'm kidding, of course; as an
> > English speaker learning German some years ago, I found it funny that
> > frogs and ducks both say "Quack" in German--they're speaking the same
> > language!)
>
> Btw., did I mention that I have a frog in the garden?
> The frog lives in the small the strawberry field.
...in the small strawberry field...
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http://lispm.dyndns.org