From: E.N. Fan
Subject: Where is Erik?
Date: 
Message-ID: <9e7c8ccb.0305150920.29930904@posting.google.com>
top 10 reasons for the absence of Erik Naggum in comp.lang.lisp

10 - has been moved to a secure, undisclosed location,
 9 - working on a Common Lisp Emacs,
 8 - experienced spontaneous combustion for flaming once too many,
 7 - went out to get some fresh air,
 6 - garbage collecting his life,
 5 - decided to reread all his past news posts,
 4 - got laid,
 3 - took the red pill,
 2 - Erann Gat arranged for him to get a one-way ticket to space,

and finally...

 1 - realized Scheme was better after all.

(all in good fun, hope you are well and fine Erik)

-- a secret fan