Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
and I shit into my panties.
So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
From: Joe Marshall
Subject: Re: My anus software was written is lisp
Date:
Message-ID: <n09qo7p7.fsf@comcast.net>
············@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) writes:
> Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
> and I shit into my panties.
>
> So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
Remove your head from it first.
--
~jrm
Joe Marshall <·············@comcast.net> writes:
>> So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
>
> Remove your head from it first.
God indeed used lisp, but since he is perfect, the behaviour of the
OP must be a feature, not a bug.
--
(espen)
From: Duane Rettig
Subject: Re: My anus software was written is lisp
Date:
Message-ID: <4llpa84l5.fsf@franz.com>
············@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) writes:
> Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
> and I shit into my panties.
I keep telling you people; most modern day GCs aren't garbage
collectors at all; they tend to collect only live data. In
other words, they are garbage leavers! No bug here.
> So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
Be sure to initiate a manual garbage-collection at regular
intervals, when you have control over where it occurs.
--
Duane Rettig ·····@franz.com Franz Inc. http://www.franz.com/
555 12th St., Suite 1450 http://www.555citycenter.com/
Oakland, Ca. 94607 Phone: (510) 452-2000; Fax: (510) 452-0182
············@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) writes:
> Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
> and I shit into my panties.
>
> So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
If you stop speaking I think you will find your anus stays closed
all the time.
Immanuel
On 17 Dec 2003 21:35:15 -0800, ············@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote:
>Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
>and I shit into my panties.
Your sphincter stopped for GC.
Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
> Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
> and I shit into my panties.
>
> So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
It's amazing how many replies this posting generated. For me, I had a
good laugh, so I will just say, thank you!
thelifter
thelifter wrote:
> Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
> > Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
> > and I shit into my panties.
> >
> > So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
>
> It's amazing how many replies this posting generated. For me, I had a
> good laugh, so I will just say, thank you!
If you want an even bigger laugh, search the Google Usenet archives
for this guy. This guy is amazing!
From: Joe Marshall
Subject: Re: My anus software was written is lisp
Date:
Message-ID: <65gc6d87.fsf@ccs.neu.edu>
········@yahoo.com (Sebastian Stern) writes:
> thelifter wrote:
>> Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
>> > Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
>> > and I shit into my panties.
>> >
>> > So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
>>
>> It's amazing how many replies this posting generated. For me, I had a
>> good laugh, so I will just say, thank you!
>
> If you want an even bigger laugh, search the Google Usenet archives
> for this guy. This guy is amazing!
Looks like he's attempting to post a different message to every single
newsgroup.
> > If you want an even bigger laugh, search the Google Usenet
> > archives for this guy. This guy is amazing!
>
> Looks like he's attempting to post a different message to every
> single newsgroup.
In alphabetical order?
--
Fred Gilham ······@csl.sri.com
I can't escape the sensation that I have already been thinking in Lisp
all my programming career, but forcing the ideas into the constraints
of bad languages, which explode those ideas into a bewildering array
of details, most of which are workarounds for the language.
--Kaz Kylheku
On 19 Dec 2003 06:01:08 -0800, Sebastian Stern <········@yahoo.com> wrote:
>thelifter wrote:
>> Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
>> > Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
>> > and I shit into my panties.
>> >
>> > So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
>>
>> It's amazing how many replies this posting generated. For me, I had a
>> good laugh, so I will just say, thank you!
>
>If you want an even bigger laugh, search the Google Usenet archives
>for this guy. This guy is amazing!
it looks like he comes clean in news:sci.psychology.misc its a think of
erisian beauty! there was a guy on eBay about a year ago who was doing
something similar.... i wonder...
peace,
cj
--
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Christopher Jon Miller Drink and dance and laugh and lie
Parallel Systems Engineer Love, the reeling midnight through
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism"
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Adam Ben Nalois wrote:
> Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
> and I shit into my panties.
>
> So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
My second answer:
Search for the following in your program:
(_._) and (_o_)
Substitute every occurence of the right s-expr with the left one. This
should keep it closed.
thelifter
············@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote in message news:<····························@posting.google.com>...
> Unfortunately, the code has some bugs, so the asshole opens sometimes
> and I shit into my panties.
>
> So how can I improve my anus closing and shitting program?
Anything thicker than a cigar tends to make it loose and you lose
control. Choose your partner carefully.