From: Jay
Subject: Lisp puns, or humor, but not both. Huge groan alert.
Date: 
Message-ID: <9dcf93ea.0304111818.168f68fc@posting.google.com>
Lisp, the language of AI, is computer conscience.

Lisp shell programs are conscripts.

Lisp lists are consequential.

A Lisp company's manager is a consecutive.

Cadres of Lispers consort to put lists in order, inconsequentially.

Unchanging Lisp lists are constables.

Word lists in Lisp are lexicons.

ILISP therefore icons.

Lispers never die. They become defunct defuners.

The tests for errors caused by destructive functions were inconclusive.
This had been thought inconceivable but management seemed unconcerned.

Even enterprising cadres of Lispers collectively use CLOS slothfully.

Is (setf x (cdr x)) an act of conspiracy? 

To (consp '(t)) is to construe.